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Pool Demotivational Poster


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

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Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Goddamn typos!


FACEPALM -


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.67/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
BUHAHAHAHA!!


FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool


TAGS: battle boba fett deadpool
Rating: 3.57/5

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Jericho - August 14, 2009, 12:02 pm
Hell Yea, Son.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 10:45 pm
LOL


REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.


TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

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TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am
I like them for their 3rd nipples.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

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Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and assault rifle from halo


PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool


TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

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aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am
Ugh.


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm
lol


C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

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Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


DEADPOOL'S LOGIC - It Makes Sense... ... If You Don't Think About It... ... Or Argue It.




DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.69/5

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garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be hot!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


CLOWNS - Apparently Deadpool is like everyone else who saw IT in 1990...




ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson


TAGS: star wars deadpool han solo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Redking - May 10, 2012, 5:55 pm
Don't worry Deadpool, no way Lucas will let Han shoot first.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)


DEADPOOL - Not the most PC perso...but... BBBAAAWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Black cock....get it?




SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


SHORYUKEN! - Better than a back-hand.


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 3.09/5

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TigerKid - January 29, 2009, 12:09 am
Nice! Perfect guy to play him. Can't wait
d6melee - January 28, 2009, 11:05 pm
i think he is in the wolverine movie, and he might be played by ryan reynolds.
TigerKid - January 5, 2009, 9:25 pm
I hope he's in that Wolverine movie
J.P. - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am
gotta love deadpool


29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake




STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."




KILLING YOU WAS NOT ENOUGH - Now Deadpool will play games with your head.


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:20 am
If I have to look at one more Deadpool motifake I'm gonna kill someone.


COOLING OFF EH -




HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive




WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SMURFS - Thanks, Deadpool.


TAGS: smurf papa smurfs deadpool smurfette
Rating: 3.32/5

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GodsWorshipMe - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
is it just me, or does Smurfette look like she's interested in Deadpool? Before she was set on fire, of course...
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
Hilarious pic, just work on the text a bit more and this could have been solid gold.


DEADPOOL - Pimp'n dem hoe's since '91




HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.




PARTY OVER HERE! - FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


TAGS: fffuuuuu pool
Rating: 2.33/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 10:36 pm
I guess all you can do is hope, then.
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:18 pm
Is that a man or a woman... The body suggests a woman... but the face and emotion screams "I HAVE A PENIS!"
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 5:52 pm
fap


STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.




GENDER DISCRIMINATION - Sometimes it makes sense.




CUBBY'S NEW BODYGUARD - Training hasn't been going all that well


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 4.48/5

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PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:31 am
well is Ol' Wade bein paid? if not then there lies the issue.....


UNREALISTIC - COME ON!!! everyone knows Boba Fett died in the Sarlacc pit...


TAGS: dead pool fett
Rating: 2.71/5

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buttersthegreat - March 8, 2011, 6:50 am
Actually Boba survives the Saarlac Pit, he actually kills it with his jet pack and rules of the Mandalorians wookiepedia it
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:29 pm
....except that it's a comic book, right?
Bakstabr - April 17, 2010, 8:26 pm
See heres how even geekier I am. Book series shows Boba survived Sarlacc pit cause armor saved him so it could actually happen
SerpentMaster - April 17, 2010, 2:22 am
i'm pretty sure jango fett wore blue
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 2:03 am
How do you know this wasn't Jango Fett? ( geez I feel like a geek )


LDS BAPTISMAL BASIN - Man, them Mormons know how to have fun!




WE HAD A CLEAN POOL! - Never make deals with EVIL...


TAGS: i have altered the pool
Rating: 4.77/5

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Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
Yeah... I slow roast elephant garlic in olive oil over night so it spreads like warm butter... mmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 7:36 pm
mmmm, garlic roasted baby asparagus....
Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:34 pm
Main Course tonight is a 1 pound Mojo New York strip with chimichurri, a 40 count sea salt and cracked pepper rubbed Idaho baked potato and garlic roasted baby asparagus... wanna know the dessert?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 6:13 pm
well, chef, if you must know, after the 100 posters you feed us so far, we're waiting for the main course,
Chef - May 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
Oooooo... that was my 100th! Now what happens? Medications? Special canvas jacket?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 5:20 pm
The look on his face cracks me up!


PARTY FAIL -


TAGS: car pool
Rating: 3.66/5

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THE POOL - I went there as a kid I don't remember it being this creepy


TAGS: pool creepy rules wtf
Rating: 4.85/5

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Olaf - February 2, 2013, 7:09 am
It's not sharks. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
twill1962 - August 18, 2012, 10:41 pm
I'm not sure I want to talk to Mike.


RACCOONS -




EH, BOO BOO? -




CARPOOLING -




DEAR CONSEQUENTIALISTS - Please realize that despite the outcome, there's still a difference between pissing in the pool and pissing into the pool


TAGS: consequentialists pool
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 5:34 pm

well done...first effort or not.
alazgr8 - September 13, 2011, 1:21 pm
Good one
Verdeckt - September 12, 2011, 5:21 pm
Nice fir5t effort, keep 'em coming


DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER -




INTERNET DATING -


TAGS: meet turd pool before love
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:14 pm
Unfortunately, you’ll have to ask a vegan for their dung if you want it to float. Good luck with that, people I know turn me down every time.
MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 10:26 pm
or just eat chinese or drink milk
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 4:07 am
*makes note of that, may actually try that sometime*
Greeny - December 28, 2011, 5:59 am
Baby Ruth's work great
Verdeckt - December 28, 2011, 3:23 am
They still make Chokitos?
CloudchaserS - December 28, 2011, 1:18 am
Step one, obtain fake turds that float. Step two, smuggle them into a public pool on a busy day when it's really crowded.


GENE POOL - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.


TAGS: pool
Rating: 3.47/5

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Derek - December 6, 2010, 4:08 pm
Nature is the lifeguard, though she may appear to move in mysterious ways


NIGHT VISION - never loses it's novelty...




GENES -


TAGS: evil dangerous drowning pools
Rating: 3.32/5

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Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:31 am
hahaha
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:30 am
The rat-monkey made me do it
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 11:20 am
Punctuation was particularly rough... now he has a period from his colon.
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 11:15 am
You had all the right intent, and a good point.... but I've never seen a sentence meander this much. Did punctuation sneak into your bedroom at night and touch you when you were young? Why the aversion to it?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 10:47 am
Was this posters text dictated by the little rat-monkey on the far left of the pic? My dog can form a better sentence.
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 6:02 am
Therin lies the pleasure; garnering unease from those effected
ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:00 am
Interesting attempt at the English language.


DEADPOOL: THE MOVIE - Don't f*ck this one up, Marvel!




TROPHY WIFE -


TAGS: marriage choose wisely relationship pool boy mailman
Rating: 4.86/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Brutal 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:49 pm
The good thing about the girls who rely on looks only... when the looks are gone, they crash and burn in life.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:47 pm

thankfully no, this is my past time......she does not get this type of humor...I would probably have to ban her
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:46 pm
Current wife visits the site, huh?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:44 pm

she was beautiful, willing do do anything and never let me forget it. I am thankful I had her in my life, as now I can really appreciate what I have now even more
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 10:43 pm
the real down side to a trophy wife....more people will notice her gone, when she doesn't come back from that sudden trip to her mothers
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 10:40 pm
GHEY!!!
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:39 pm
You can't knock eye candy... but it only makes a girl so sexy. The rest comes from within. Crap. Gay.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:28 pm

I used to have one of those, the maintenance was absolute hell
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:47 pm
Ah, the painful sting of reality


SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.


TAGS: morocco swimming pool crowd crowds
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:28 am
Clever wordplay.


LSD - When you know you've had enough




TANNING -


TAGS: life time human nature death people choice suicide back sexy pool woman mountain bike tan line
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:12 am
"This was no boating accident!"
Laffy Taffy - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
She's also a rower..


THE MONKEY - It needs a spanking


TAGS: show me the monkey money girls roof pool pancakes
Rating: 2.92/5

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:29 pm
..... you want the monkey aPauling ... right? ... I'm sure he can take it up the ass.
Cubbybear - September 28, 2008, 6:54 pm
This is great


HERSHEY'S SYRUP - Enjoyed by men everywhere




THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT - When I said "let's carpool"




thinning the gene pool -


TAGS: geen pool
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 23, 2013, 11:52 am
I believe it. It's the same where I live. Apparently, individuality is frowned upon, lol.
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 11:22 am
Ohmygod I haven't played in so long, I LOVE h-
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 11:21 am
Haha, no, not in my neighborhood. Nothing is allowed here, including an ordinance that allows you to paint your house an approved shade of beige or brown, no colors allowed. Not kidding.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 1:38 pm
CL, the5e pictures you find... are they in your neighborhood or something? And if your mayor green lighted it, how can I convince others to do the same?


NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN -


TAGS: fat tan sun pool
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:49 pm
(carebear BANNED)
NuttunButt - March 27, 2012, 4:33 pm
Makes fun of over weight people check


SEAL BOY -


TAGS: pool highlight crys cubby
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:47 am
Pure magic.
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:34 pm

lolz


SCHIZOPHRENIA - Deadpool makes this look gooood!!!


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 3.47/5

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Claire - January 13, 2010, 7:35 pm
People are doing this just to annoy me, now, aren't they?


SO I SAID TO MY WIFE - Take your sister with you, you can car pool


TAGS: car pool
Rating: 3.35/5

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RYAN REYNOLDS -


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 2.79/5

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angryceltic - January 14, 2010, 1:29 am
im agreed to that not the movie however thankfully marvel got xmen back now we have to wait for the rest
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am
Deadpool*...Though, I like Deapool. I'm also a fan of Deppool. (That's if johnny gets the role.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 12:17 am
Hey, man, if anyone can play Deapool, it's Van Wilder. 5L
angryceltic - January 14, 2010, 12:10 am
thats easy its fox not marvel that has raped our favorite comics


THE DEAD LANTERN - Coming out between the releases of the Deadpool and Green Lantern movies...


TAGS: deadpool green lantern
Rating: 2.36/5


LIFE -




THE DEEP END OF THE POOL - It's where you'll learn to sink or swim.


TAGS: deep end of the pool crankyhead
Rating: 4.56/5

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5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:21 am
loved it.... 5l
crankyhead - August 5, 2010, 4:47 pm
thx face =)
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 11:15 am
5L


SUCCESS -


TAGS: pool lucky leaf
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - October 11, 2011, 1:30 am
you call them bombers...I call them hatters... let's say they're pool boys... BTW great po5ter
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:18 am
Know what, fuck it! Thisis COMMI3 is voting 5L on all the posters from now on no matter how much it sucks. 1L bombing is… well… let's just say one is the lonliest number.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:25 pm
Long story short: he's agreed to clean the pool FIRST. And I've agreed to doddle around the office a little longer on those days. It's win-win-win.
Sho - October 10, 2011, 11:20 pm
Ow snap


THE POOL CALLED 'LIFE' - You can dangle your feet, afraid to let go of the edge... or you can dive in & enjoy it to the fullest.




SHRINKAGE - 1 GB years ago compared to 1 GB today. If this actually holds true, then Cavemen were hung like elephants!


TAGS: i was just in the pool and the water was cold
Rating: 3.94/5

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rdtotteniii - April 3, 2011, 8:48 pm
Saw a TB sd card. Its still expensive but we have come a long way.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 2:06 pm
technology shrinks as we get bigger
Cloudchaser - January 26, 2010, 10:38 pm
1G gets even smaller than that. That's an SD card. A Mini SD is 1/4th the size and you can get them up to 16G


GENE POOL - The Alps are more like a bathtub


TAGS: alps gene pool bathtub freak
Rating: 2.82/5

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panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:10 pm
I promise to polish my English! :-D
MAndreasB - November 4, 2010, 5:03 pm
The guy in the middle was hit by a horse direct to the face. Thats why he looks so bad.


SERVANTS - Hustle up pool boy, the gardener has some bush to trim




carpool -




DOMINO -




EPIC FAIL - The Definition of.


TAGS: deadpool x men wolverine
Rating: 1.77/5

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kamorth - December 12, 2009, 6:14 am
Completely agreed


Sex Appeal -


TAGS: monkey bikini pool drink sexy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:14 pm
How in the world did you know I love little umbrellas in my drinks?


THE GAME -




Honey Wagon Train -


TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~


THE FECAL ACCIDENT -




NOT ALL QUOTES ARE WORTHWHILE -


TAGS: mlk quote pool
Rating: 4.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 12, 2017, 1:51 am
It's like Jesus once said "The lag is killing me! Jimmy1982 is kicking my ass at Counter Strike!"
nicholsjoshua15 - November 12, 2017, 1:48 am
Martin Luther King, playing pool. That's kind of cute.
steve1961 - April 5, 2013, 1:11 pm
It's like Abraham Lincoln said-"You can't always believe everything you read on the Internet."
EmilioDumphque - April 5, 2013, 12:54 pm
I was also looking for pictures of the Dalai Lama smoking, shootin' craps or something. People seem to quote these mere mortals a lot. Hard to tell if the quotes are genuine, though.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:43 am
N-I-C-E
MuddySoapfish - April 4, 2013, 10:53 pm
Excellent


WHAT PART - of "The Pool Is Closed" Don't you understand?


TAGS: guns ballistics physics pool swimming
Rating: 4.73/5

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CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:45 pm
A gun that can fire underwater if you're approached by a manatee that pulls its weapon first.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:44 pm
A few weeks ago, I had to close the indoor pool at my workplace because somebody shit in it.
TheSanityInspector - October 4, 2012, 7:34 pm
Oh, that would have made a much better caption! Darnit!
MissPriss - October 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
which wouldn't have to be closed if you wouldn't of peed in it in the 1st place! 5L and thanks for the guffaw
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 4:59 pm
me2! 5L TSI.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 2:48 pm
Lmfao


NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT -




Abe Vigoda -


TAGS: dead pools abe vigoda
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - June 3, 2014, 8:27 pm
fish... no, wait - turkey!


INBREEDING - Sometimes you find yourself thinking "Thank you for not sharing the gene pool"




POOLTABLE -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




WELCOME TO OUR OOL -


TAGS: pool pee
Rating: 3.36/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 6, 2010, 2:18 pm
for sure! this remembers me a motifake i love, something like "it's probable that everything has already been said before". anyway this one was new to me this morning ;D
Cubbybear - July 6, 2010, 12:57 pm
I remember my dad had a sign that said the exact same thing by our pool growing up. This was in the early 70's. 3/5
forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:33 am
floodlight ool... nice. Is it deep enough to jump in from the breastwork?


FINALLY... ITS SUMMER! - So lets hit the pool! Don't forget your hat...


TAGS: rsjake at the pool
Rating: 3.21/5

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ABE VIGODA - How the hell did he not make this list?




GO AHEAD... -


TAGS: congressional pool
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - June 7, 2009, 12:06 pm
Thanks Haar
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 10:30 pm
I like it, Bone. Great pic.


THAT WHALE - NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT IT




GENE POOL - Dont mess with it. Building a master race ? Redneck gene's we advise you not to use.


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 1.65/5

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lol - May 19, 2009, 2:00 am
if you cant see the shop work in that, your a retard.
someone - April 20, 2009, 1:32 pm
I think it's the DOWN syndrome...
WTF - February 11, 2009, 6:26 pm
Is this "shopped"? They ALL have the same eyes, fuced-up nose, mouth and teeth.
john doe - November 6, 2008, 10:03 am
that is one fucked up picture...and let the rednecks be motherfuckers.geez.thats just inbreed.we dont do that.thats canada.


BRUNDLEFLY -




SHRINKAGE BEGONE -




POOLS WITH A BAR - Everyone drinks, but no one ever gets out to go to the bathrooms. Hmmmmm.....


TAGS: bar pools drinking
Rating: 4.54/5

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AcidRain - July 3, 2012, 10:50 am
Good one ughomer. "Fonzie, aren't you proud of me?"
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 10:19 am
COULD BE CALLED "HAPPY DAYS' WITH RICHIE CUNNINGHAM (1ST ROW, RIGHT) DOING THE CRAWL.


MARKO POKO -




POOL BOYS -




ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and sex with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of STD's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


FEAR -




INFINITY POOLS -




APPRECIATION -


TAGS: magnificent pool noodles
Rating: 4.15/5

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boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:52 pm
I do this, and if you truly want to relax, you need one under your butt as well.
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:29 pm
Clearly I've misjudged you. I had you pegged as a waterwings dude. But I'll hand it to you: you rock the pool noodles.
Verdeckt - September 15, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks, I do try to swing by most days but it's hard with work and everything.


THE MODERATORS - We all know what they are doing in the water.




ZOOM -


TAGS: pool life girl hawt cubby
Rating: 3.92/5

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culos - June 29, 2010, 4:23 am
Why would you want to zoom in on that black tho.....Oh, sorry I see what you mean now!


CHOMPERS CRASH -




TELLTALE SIGNS OF CORRUPTION -


TAGS: ratpack music man pool
Rating: 3.88/5

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GySgt1811 - February 1, 2011, 11:24 am
"With a capital 'T', that rhymes with 'P', and that stands for pool." 5 octaves higher than the score.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:43 am
right here in River City..5L


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