Pool Demotivational Poster
STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...
FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool
REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.
DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.
PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool
IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
DEADPOOL'S LOGIC - It Makes Sense... ... If You Don't Think About It... ... Or Argue It.
DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)
NATURAL SELECTION -
CLOWNS - Apparently Deadpool is like everyone else who saw IT in 1990...
ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson
DEADPOOL - Not the most PC perso...but... BBBAAAWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Black cock....get it?
SAFETY FIRST! -
SHORYUKEN! - Better than a back-hand.
29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football
DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake
STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -
POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."
KILLING YOU WAS NOT ENOUGH - Now Deadpool will play games with your head.
COOLING OFF EH -
HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SMURFS - Thanks, Deadpool.
DEADPOOL - Pimp'n dem hoe's since '91
HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.
PARTY OVER HERE! - FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.
GENDER DISCRIMINATION - Sometimes it makes sense.
CUBBY'S NEW BODYGUARD - Training hasn't been going all that well
UNREALISTIC - COME ON!!! everyone knows Boba Fett died in the Sarlacc pit...
LDS BAPTISMAL BASIN - Man, them Mormons know how to have fun!
WE HAD A CLEAN POOL! - Never make deals with EVIL...
PARTY FAIL -
THE POOL - I went there as a kid I don't remember it being this creepy
EH, BOO BOO? -
DEAR CONSEQUENTIALISTS - Please realize that despite the outcome, there's still a difference between pissing in the pool and pissing into the pool
DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER -
INTERNET DATING -
GENE POOL - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
NIGHT VISION - never loses it's novelty...
DEADPOOL: THE MOVIE - Don't f*ck this one up, Marvel!
TROPHY WIFE -
SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.
LSD - When you know you've had enough
THE MONKEY - It needs a spanking
HERSHEY'S SYRUP - Enjoyed by men everywhere
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT - When I said "let's carpool"
thinning the gene pool -
NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN -
SEAL BOY -
SCHIZOPHRENIA - Deadpool makes this look gooood!!!
SO I SAID TO MY WIFE - Take your sister with you, you can car pool
RYAN REYNOLDS -
THE DEAD LANTERN - Coming out between the releases of the Deadpool and Green Lantern movies...
THE DEEP END OF THE POOL - It's where you'll learn to sink or swim.
THE POOL CALLED 'LIFE' - You can dangle your feet, afraid to let go of the edge... or you can dive in & enjoy it to the fullest.
SHRINKAGE - 1 GB years ago compared to 1 GB today. If this actually holds true, then Cavemen were hung like elephants!
GENE POOL - The Alps are more like a bathtub
SERVANTS - Hustle up pool boy, the gardener has some bush to trim
EPIC FAIL - The Definition of.
Sex Appeal -
THE GAME -
THE FECAL ACCIDENT -
Honey Wagon Train -
NOT ALL QUOTES ARE WORTHWHILE -
WHAT PART - of "The Pool Is Closed" Don't you understand?
NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT -
Abe Vigoda -
INBREEDING - Sometimes you find yourself thinking "Thank you for not sharing the gene pool"
IN SOVIET RUSSIA -
WELCOME TO OUR OOL -
FINALLY... ITS SUMMER! - So lets hit the pool! Don't forget your hat...
ABE VIGODA - How the hell did he not make this list?
GO AHEAD... -
THAT WHALE - NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT IT
GENE POOL - Dont mess with it. Building a master race ? Redneck gene's we advise you not to use.
SHRINKAGE BEGONE -
POOLS WITH A BAR - Everyone drinks, but no one ever gets out to go to the bathrooms. Hmmmmm.....
MARKO POKO -
POOL BOYS -
INFINITY POOLS -
THE MODERATORS - We all know what they are doing in the water.
CHOMPERS CRASH -
TELLTALE SIGNS OF CORRUPTION -
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